Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Q: Did you hear about the angry pancake? I can write jokes — I just choose not to.
A: Because it was not peeling well Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: a calendar has dates.
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street! People who push to share their religious views with you rarely care to have you to share yours with them.
Farmer Duffield didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket.
Maybe he'll surprise Ree and tell her he's on a seafood diet—he sees food, then he eats it! Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, 'See those two men standing by the door? Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.
What did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant? Most of these cute one liners are from the iconic comedians and others are from random people.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side was cut off? A: Odor in the court.
A: He wanted cold hard cash! Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear? Q: What did the tailor think of her new job? Q: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine? Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital? Q: Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? A: Show me the honey! Q: What stays on the ground but never gets dirty? By the way, how would do you call a pile of kittens? A: Because he's always spotted! This list of bad knock knock jokes is so bad you just have to laugh.