How can we remain supportive friends and get out of the late night pub crawls? Well, that you point your iPhone at a friend, or someone who is about to be a former friend, from a distance of less than 6.
I suddenly noticed my left boob.
After, I tiptoed to her brother's room to see if he was still awake, and he was, so we started talking.
I come home at night to two naked kids and a naked wife.